How to Pick Up Women in Mt. Pleasant
September 29th, 2006
A Guide by the Men of Park Road:
- Hang out. All the time. You too can find yourself a working woman to support your loitering habit if you stand near a Metro station or bus stop during rush hour.
- Chicks dig it when you say “Hola” without looking them in the face.
- You must master the fine art of uttering pick up lines while riding your bicycle on an uneven sidewalk. Nearly falling off your bike while grinning lasciviously is so last summer.
- The canned soup aisle in Giant is a great place to snag a Friday night date: “Hi sweetie, wanna come over for a bowl of Campbell’s Chunky clam chowder?”
- Upgrading to a truck or car will allow you to slowly follow women down the street while blowing kisses at them out the window. This is not creepy at all.
- Elevator eyes are gaining social acceptance these days. Also, as long as her back is turned, you are free bend over and peer critically at her ass.
- Mumbling inappropriate phrases in Spanish is a perfectly acceptable conversation starter.
- Unwashed hair = hotttt.
I laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair after reading this. Replace “Mt. Pleasant” with “Shaw” and “Park Road” with “P Street” and you have pretty much summed up my experiences as well! However, you must add one thing: Call her a “Stuck up bitch” when for some odd reason she doesn’t respond to your oh so eloquent offer to give her legs “a little stretchin’” while you’re driving down the road in what could only be described as a pimp-mobile.